Tons of Duke Nukem Forever fallout, Atari pulls out of E3, fake religious groups make real demands and Mass Effect 2 is… well, it’s freakin’ Mass Effect 2. That’s all you need.

When a group of Massachusetts teenagers expressed their distaste for the dog killing in Call of Duty: World at War, most people simply brushed them off as loons. However, they merely shined a light on a trend that has gone unchallenged in video games — animal abuse.

The GDC Awards! Huzzah! Also, Rock Band has topped $1 Billion in sales, Ubisoft signs with Good ol’ Games, and GDC Day Four is officially Hideo Kojima Day! Seriously — this guy was freakin’ everywhere!

GDC continues to rage, and we learn about Star Trek D.A.C., Games for Windows LIVE, Steam, Wolfenstein 3D and our first news on Resident Evil 6: It’s a long, LONG ways out.

Slightly more than Deja Vu, here’s a list of the greatest games to mooch their way to glory.

After reading that Hideo Kojima would want overseeing authority on ANY Metal Gear Solid movie, JW wondered what other games should get movies — here are just a few.