WTFriday has returned with terrorist threats against the United States, Ken Levine’s tale of how his girl dumped him over his Zelda addiction, and a woman falls down a manhole cover. While texting. And then takes no blame for it at all.

Happy Fourth of July ! Listening to us is like a fireworks for your ears. No, really! Listen now!

The Conduit may not blow your mind with innovation, but it’s one of the best Wii games I’ve played in a long time. Yes, a FPS that actually works on the Wii. I shit you not.

Every year, E3 is a whirl-wind of announcements. Here’s a comprehensive list of the release dates announced.

Just in time for Pre-E3 hype, Capcom questions their Japanese presence at E3 while Square Enix and Koei both make clear that their E3 presence will be limited. Why? Swine flu. That’s why… sissies… other than that, the big news was that 3D Realms says they’re not closed.

3D Realms goes under, thus assuring Duke Nukem Forever is finally dead, Activision makes about nine billion Guitar Hero announcements and MGS4 on 360 rumors return… for whatever reason.