Terrible Rock Band behavior, Kirby slices an ear off a cop and KISS’s Paul Stanley are all integral parts to this week’s t3h w31rd — and so are you! See how by reading through this week.

JW went out and got drunk with one of his old Army friends, so this one is a little late.

The Army invades Second Life, Square Enix bids for EIDOS and Activision Blizzard says “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2? We don’t know what you’re talking about.”

A British couple who met and were married inside of the laughably disgusting Second Life are now getting divorced. Because of Second Life.

Second Life, the MMO that leaves you feeling guilty and in need of a shower, is turning five years-old.