Tons of Duke Nukem Forever fallout, Atari pulls out of E3, fake religious groups make real demands and Mass Effect 2 is… well, it’s freakin’ Mass Effect 2. That’s all you need.

Batman: Arkham Asylum gets delayed until the end of the Summer, Marvel vs. Capcom 2 on XBLA and PSN is officially official, Valve sues Activision and Michael Pachter continues to lose his mind. All this plus Mr. T and Will Wright fighting Nazis!

Will Wright leaves EA… to join EA. Yu Suzuki leaves SEGA… to join SEGA. Konami announces a game based on the Iraq War, Midway is sinking faster and faster, and rumor has it that we’ll be hearing about a new Xbox 360 bundle. Awesome? You bet your ass.

At long last, the oldest of Binge Gamer’s features returns with crazy, surreal and otherwise weird news and articles from the world of video games for the week that was.

Also, the feature image is pretty damn nice.

Behold! The first “Best of the Week”, where we recap all of the week’s big news stories. Why? For your convenience, of course. Trailers, Interviews, Announcements and just plain news reports — all here.

And color coded, too.

GDC continues with news that Zelda is getting a new game on the Nintendo DS, Final Fantasy is coming to both WiiWare and the Virtual Console, PS3 gets a Katamari Damacy remake and Jack Thomspon’s anti-gaming bill in Utah… yeah, that was VETOED.