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Simply put: a pretty fascinating interview with Uwe Boll in which the embattled filmmaker discusses Postal, internet critics, and how video game movies are considered second-class by Hollywood. Also, he says Tara Reid can’t act.

After doing some investigative work, Uwe Boll has made a discovery: Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg are out to get him!

Michael Bay has responded to the video of self-proclaimed filmmaker Uwe Boll proclaiming Bay to be a “fucking retard”, and himself a “genius”.

Uwe Boll wants to tell you why you shouldn’t sign the petition to get him to quit making movies: He’s a genius, unlike “retards” Michael Bay and Eli Roth.