Dynasty Warriors is a game that sells well, but gets a lot of crap from skeptics. Does the swat-inspired Strikeforce take the franchise in a groundbreaking new direction, or does it mindlessly bash its head against a wall of suck?

The greatest episode of The Bender yet? Don’t believe me, listen for yourself!

Just in time for Pre-E3 hype, Capcom questions their Japanese presence at E3 while Square Enix and Koei both make clear that their E3 presence will be limited. Why? Swine flu. That’s why… sissies… other than that, the big news was that 3D Realms says they’re not closed.

Batman: Arkham Asylum gets delayed until the end of the Summer, Marvel vs. Capcom 2 on XBLA and PSN is officially official, Valve sues Activision and Michael Pachter continues to lose his mind. All this plus Mr. T and Will Wright fighting Nazis!

There wasn’t a whole lot of Earth-shattering news this week. However, we did hear about The Beatles: Rock Band, the sales figures for both Chinatown Wars and Madworld, and Bethesda may be planning on making a Fallout TV show.

If you had your hopes up that with the new Koei/Tecmo merger that Tomonobu Itagaki would one day return… well, you’re a dumbass.