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Once a month, we’ll be highlighting some amazing game-related tattoos from around the web. This month, I bring you some awesome pictures of Halo-related ink.

Another week in the books and boy there were a lot of announcements this week. Bethesda announced that they had contracted Obsidian Entertainment to develop a new Fallout game, and Microsoft announced 31 games… for Japan… at the same time.

Well, here it is: The final Best of the Rest you will ever see. Except for the ones that go up every Friday. Anyways, GDC ends with news from Blizzard, Capcom and Bungie. Also, who wants to call Rock Band “Metal Lords”? Eww.

The GDC Awards! Huzzah! Also, Rock Band has topped $1 Billion in sales, Ubisoft signs with Good ol’ Games, and GDC Day Four is officially Hideo Kojima Day! Seriously — this guy was freakin’ everywhere!

Former Yahoo! executive is named to head the Guitar Hero brand, Ken Levine says he has something big planned at 2K Boston, and God of War III is so motherfucking awesome that it can’t be seen on the internet.

Srsly.