You know how Jay and Silent Bob have an unwavering admiration and love for Morris Day and the Time? Yeah, I’m the same way about Huey Lewis & The News.

Go ahead. You can laugh.

• Super Punch-Out!! hitting Wii Virtual Console tomorrow – Nintendo.Joystiq
• Sony freezes staff wages – MCV UK
• ESA sez… 90% of E3 Exhibitor Space has been sold – Gamasutra
• Atari sez… Ghostbusters is like Gears of War Lite – MTV Multiplayer
• Halo Wars sales top one million – VideoGamer
• GarageGames buys up Tribes IP Rights – Shacknews
• Andy Dick comes to PAIN… for… some reason – Destructoid
• Hideo Kojima gets new title at Konami, but a pony still eludes his grasp – The Feed
• Destroy Man to return to No More Heroes – Nintendo.Joystiq
• Resident Evil 5 to get crap merchandise inside PlayStation Home today, tomorrow – CVG
• Sony: PlayStation 3 will ’stand the test of time’ – GameDaily
• Wheel of Fortune hits PSN – Joystiq
• Gargantuan Unreal Tournament III Map Pack Hits PlayStation Store, Leaves Death and Orphans in its Wake – The Feed
• Guitar Hero: Motley Crue?! God, I hope not, but rumor has it… – Console Hero

Finally, fear for your lives! Xbox LIVE is having billing issues! Oh noez!!!!1!!1!11!11one! The announcement was made on Major Nelson’s Blog, and he assures the Xbox Army that Microsoft is on the case. So, until they announce that it has been remedied, please don’t try to renew your service for another year.

It could wind up costing you $50,000, or something.

That’s right. In honor celebration of the news that the new movie Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li may usurp Super Mario Bros. as the worst video game movie every made, every day this week we’re looking back at moments from a movie that never got the respect it deserved: Street Fighter: The Movie. This time, Chun-Li gives a harrowing tale of how her father died defending their villiage from M. Bison. Bison retorts with one of the best “pwned” lines in cinema history.

• Queen, James Bond theme coming to Guitar Hero: World Tour – Destructoid
• Midway is trying to save Ed Boon’s $1M bonus – Joystiq
• Open your game studio in Savannah, Georgia and get free rent for a year! – Gamasutra
• Halo 3: One billion served! – Bungie
• EVE Online lead designer: Our players like in-game scandal – MTV Multiplayer
• Acclaim COO Dave Perry to Sony: We know you’re working on a PSP2, bitch! Show it! – Joystiq
• Killzone 2 the 4th fastest selling PS3 game in Europe – MCV UK
• Toy Cars DLC coming to Burnout Paradise – Joystiq
• Microsoft unsure about Netflix in Europe – Eurogamer
• ESA doubles developer scholarships – Gamasutra
• Analyst Nick Williams sez… 1/3rd of future God of War III owners don’t own PS3 – Gamasutra
• Microsoft: We probably haven’t seen the last of Master Chief – USA Today
• King of Fighters XII coming to Xbox 360, PS3 – Shacknews
• Capcom’s Inafune sez… Capcom needed Xbox 360 to remain successful – Destructoid
• Nintendo has no plans to release new game pad in US, Europe – CVG
• Sony takes PSP downloads very, very seriously – The Feed
• EA announces downloadable NCAA Basketball 09: March Madness Edition for Xbox 360 – Shacknews
• Resident Evil: Degeneration sells 1.5 million copies – Capcom
• PixelJunk 3-pack coming to Asia – PlayStation.Joystiq

Kotaku Press Release Count: Zero, again.

In a bit of sad and depressing news, the Utah House of Representatives passed Jack Thompson’s legislation by a vote of 70-2. This is all we will speak of Jack Thompson here, because we believe that giving this narcissist the attention he desires only fuels the machine.