It’s like Samurai Shodown—in 3-D!

E3 is gone and gone for another year, leaving its attendees with new friendships and sore corns. However, while the convention was splendid for most, for the people staying at the Kawada Hotel… it was a nightmare. *cue suspenseful music*

My love for this game is unhealthy, but someone had to write up a preview on it. Psh! Like a restraining order has ever stopped me before. Enjoy!

WET, while not the recipient of my “Most Moist Game of E3″ award, certainly delivers, offering fast-paced, high-velocity shooting action with a retro feel and a hot assassin chick to boot. Bethesda FTW!

Fairytale Fights is a new and original take on some of the all-time classic fairy tales told to us in our childhood. And by “new and original”, I of course mean “HOLY CRAP SHE SPLIT THAT DUDE IN HALF!”

Lost Planet 2: Binge Gamer’s pick for “Most Moist Game of E3″.