A media watchdog group goes to show us that even when they’re not being completely insane, media watchdog groups tend to have no idea what they’re talking about. Sad, really.

Another week in the books and boy there were a lot of announcements this week. Bethesda announced that they had contracted Obsidian Entertainment to develop a new Fallout game, and Microsoft announced 31 games… for Japan… at the same time.

It’s St. Patty’s Day, and today we learned that Ninja Gaiden II is finally coming to PS3, Mass Effect 2 is NOT coming to PS3, and a Nintendo DS game could sell two million units inside of a year. Oh, and we’re all drunk.

Michael Phelps gets his own video game, Factor 5 feels the economic pinch, and Time Warner buys 20% of Eidos. All in all, a productive Monday.

It hasn’t even been a full day, and already there are cries of foul play towards the drug-dealing minigame in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars on the Nintendo DS.

Whatchu need? Weed? Coke? Smack? Crack? ’shrooms? ‘cid? I gotchu covered, man. Just let me grab my Nintendo DS.