Will Wright leaves EA… to join EA. Yu Suzuki leaves SEGA… to join SEGA. Konami announces a game based on the Iraq War, Midway is sinking faster and faster, and rumor has it that we’ll be hearing about a new Xbox 360 bundle. Awesome? You bet your ass.

Former Yahoo! executive is named to head the Guitar Hero brand, Ken Levine says he has something big planned at 2K Boston, and God of War III is so motherfucking awesome that it can’t be seen on the internet.

Srsly.

Jack Thompson Was Right, Gary Busey is Batshit Insane and the weekly awards for the Lager of Excellence and the Bitch Slap of Justice in this lacking edition of “t3h w31rd”.

Just because we have breasts doesn’t mean we need puppies and flowers in our games to have a good time, nor do we need an overly bubbly chick to sell them to us.

Were you disappointed by Nintendo’s lack of any hard drive announcement at E3? If you were, Nintendo has one thing to say to you: Deal with it.