According to the Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force, adults have absolutely zero reason to own Animal Crossing: City Folk because it could implicate them in possible crimes of pedophilia.

If you are wanting to buy the Wii Speak microphone, but have no interest in spending full price for it, then you’re S.O.L. if you want to use the Wii Speak Channel. Sorry.

At long last, Animal Crossing comes to the Nintendo Wii — and it’s bringing voice chat with it.