Boom Blox Sells 60K Units, It’s Your Fault

By James Walker • June 16, 2008

Wii owners (Mike, Allison, this includes you), we need to have a chat. You see, recently there was a game released on the Nintendo Wii called Boom Blox. It was highly praised by reviewers. Your lord and master, Adam Sessler, devoted an entire episode of Sessler’s Soapbox towards praising the game. Hell, it’s Metacritic score is 85, as it’s GameRankings percentage. So really, I have one question: Why in the HELL aren’t you buying it?!

This is why Wii owners piss me off. If the game doesn’t have Mario, Link or Samus on the cover, you people just don’t care about the great games on the console. It’s depressing.

Either way, make up for your past errors — buy Boom Blox, dammit.