The Force Unleashed Lacks Multiplayer on PS3, 360

By James Walker • May 16, 2008

You want to hear something that is absolute bullshit? LucasArts has announced that Star Wars: The Force Unleashed for both the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 will not have any form of multiplayer. This saddens me, because I was looking forward to taking people down with Mace “Bad Motherfucker” Windu, but why would LucasArts not include multiplayer? Because they couldn’t properly incorporate it into the game? Nope. Because they ran out of time? Certainly not. So, then… why?

To be specific, there’s no multiplayer in the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions, because there is on the Wii, PSP, and DS. As far as specific reasons are concerned, we don’t really like to get into the reasons why we don’t do things because I don’t think there’s really a satisfactory answer that people would really be happy with. So, there isn’t multiplayer and that’s kind of how it is…

…wait, what? What the fuck is this monkey shit? Multiplayer is missing from the PS3 and 360 because it’s on the Wii?! You know, I know LucasArts just said that they didn’t believe in giving an explanation for things because no reason is satisfactory, but anything is more satisfactory than “It’s not on Xbox because it’s on Wii, so there”. Seriously, is there a bigger dick move than that?

Hmm… now that I think of it, I wonder what the best single player games of all time are…