Binge Gamer’s The Bender

Tonight on Monday Night RAW, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain will all be delivering taped messages to the fans of the WWE. However, the WWE also promised to have Hillary and Barack inside the squared circle to duke it out to see who should be the rightful Presidential Nominee for the Democratic Party. Now I warn you, dear reader — this may be a little painful for you to watch. In fact, you’ll probably want to cry afterwards. You’ve been warned.

…this is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. The fact that the United States Political System has been reduced to a wrestling match in a fucking video game, as an American, makes my heart break and my brain ache. Taking all the political influence out of this video for a moment, the match isn’t even really fair. The match ultimately boils down to Batista vs. Mickie James. For those of you who don’t watch WWE, here’s a visual:

…yikes. But it could be worse, I guess. They could have thrown in “John McCena”… there’s something that should scare the piddle out of your britches.

via WWE (who should be very ashamed of themselves)