If the God of War games were real, would Kratos eat frozen burritos? 7-Eleven doesn’t try answer that question, but they do have a brutal promotion this season.

From February through March the convenience chain is stocking special Slurpees in four God of War themed cups. Each cup will have an exclusive reward code that can be used on Slurpee.com to purchase downloads for the game.

Kotaku beat me to the brain freeze jokes, but they did answer an important question. What exactly does Kratos taste like? According to Slurpee and Big Gulp marketing manager Evan Brody “ferocious blackberries and frosty limes” are the right flavor combination.

I was thinking something more along the lines of virgin’s tears.

via GamePro

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