Here it is: The Zero Punctuation that you have been waiting for since the time before man first banged flint together against dried leaves. Yahtzee finally meets his match and bows before the awesome power of the most anticipated video game of all time: Duke Nukem Forever.

Obviously, it’s not an actual review, but a commentary on the sheer imcompetence that 3D Realms must have shown in their twelve year development cycle for a game that eventually had to be canceled because 3D Realms ran out of money.

I am part of that crowd that says it’s tragic that the game was never completed, but that’s because I freely admit to still being a fan of the series. But I still hold out hope that the game will see release some day… when 2K Boston finishes it in 2013.

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