PaRappa the Rapper is the reason why I nearly flunked 4th Grade. I would stay up to late hours of the night playing over the same damn songs over and over and over again to the point where not only had they burrowed their way into my brain so that I would hear them in my sleep, I would actually catch myself freestyling those damn raps under my breath in class.

This led to many hours of detention, but ultimately it was a small price to pay for the simple joy that was Chop Chop Master Onion.

I know this was released on the PSP in 2007, but that is no excuse to not have this game on the PlayStation Network. Not only would it bring an untold amount of joy into the lives of countless empty, soulless beings who spend entirely too much time on their PS3s, but I have it on good authority that it would cure at least three types of cancer.

You want to cure cancer, don’t you Sony?

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