This week Our Lord Sess (whom I sadly did not meet at E3) takes a few minutes to talk to those wonderful, thoughtful individuals who are stomping their feet like petulant children over Left 4 Dead 2.

This video does more than simply tell it like it is. No, this is a lesson about sloth and how I should’ve gotten off my ass and written my Open Letter before somebody else beat me to the punch. But, C’est la vie. Let’s just sit back and enjoy Sessler ripping into some poor little fanboys who can’t get over their delusional sense of self-entitlement, shall we?

When you’re right, you’re right. Valve doesn’t owe you people a damn thing and, in fact, I’d go so far as to say that they’re doing their fans a service with Left 4 Dead 2. It’s a larger game that is trying to do things that, for whatever reason, Valve couldn’t do in the original L4D. But there is one thing I want to address myself: This whole idea that Valve won’t be able to continue support for the original L4D is a laughable assumption at best. Valve, especially with EA behind them, are more than capable of supporting two games — especially when they’re both running on the same core engine.

Besides, most of you petitioners are going to buy the damn game anyways, so just shut the hell up.

…I can’t believe you bastards are making me defend Valve…

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