If you don’t watch G4′s Attack of the Show on a regular basis, you missed one of the greatest commentaries on video games ever. That commentary? How Tony Hawk: Ride is a colossal waste of time and money.
Enter Kevin Pereira and Morgan Webb, who proceed to bash the game to the point where it is actually implied that candlestick sodomy would be preferred to playing Tony Hawk: Ride.
Even though Kevin and Morgan rip Tony Hawk: Ride something awful, it still doesn’t come close to the glory that is Tommy Tallarico’s glorious High Heat Baseball 2003 review, which may very well be the most glorious thing ever put to film:
…glory…
