It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and JW is still too sick to properly enjoy it. Which is okay. While we’re more than happy to give each and every one of you an honorary green lager of excellence, JW was never fond of the green brew. Something in the green dye makes his stomach turn itself inside out, which is thoroughly unpleasant to all parties involved.

And now, St. Patty’s Day News!

• Famitsu says that Xbox 360-exclusive Ninja Gaiden II ain’t exclusive no more – Joystiq
• Nintendo wins patent lawsuit – Gamasutra
• Professional Warcraft player mabs $500K contract to play Warcraft – videogaming247
• Mass Effect 2. Xbox 360 and PC. Early 2010. BUY IT! – Shacknews
• Analyst sez… Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars could sell two million – Gamasutra
• Sacred 2 coming May 12th – Xbox.Joystiq
• Codemasters COO Resigns – GameDaily
• Ken Levine nowhere near BioShock 2 – Destructoid
• Rumor Has It that the PS3 may finally be seeing a price cut – 2old2play
• Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix gets patched on PS3 today, 360 tomorrow – Destructoid
• Capcom to bring more PSOne games to PSN – Siliconera
• Punishing Success: THQ Threatening to Close Rise of Nations dev Big Huge Games – Shacknews
• New concept art works to remind you that Starcraft: Ghost is still canceled – Joystiq

Finally, what better day to celebrate the last few minutes of St. Patrick’s Day than to sit back, click on the YouTube and be reminded that our lives could be so much worse. How? These leprechaun seein’ motherfuckers could be our neighbors:

Happy St. Patty’s Day, dudes and dolls.

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