Yaaaaay, Resident Evil 5 is out. Hurray, hurray, hur–*cough, cough*… fucking flu.

Anyways, Resident Evil 5 is on the market as I type this, and I’m sure it’s being enjoyed by millions of you on your Xbox 360s and PlayStation 3s. Our review for the game will be on the website within the next week, but unfortunately it won’t be reviewed by yours truly. I’m just not that lucky, I suppose.

• Pre-order Batman: Arkham Asylum and get a free 12″ batarang – Cheap Ass Gamer
• LEGO Harry Potter? LEGO Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? You got it! – videogaming247
• Noby Noby Boy getting offline multiplayer, creator is touched by games success – PlayStation.Blog
• Rock Band 2 is about to get funky – The Feed
• F.E.A.R. 2’s toy soldiers DLC will be for everyone in April – Joystiq
• The new LBP projects looks “fucking cool” – Gamasutra
• Conservative Christians are not amused at game’s same-sex couple option – Game Politics
• Who doesn’t want to wear their Wii? Starting this summer, you can…on your feet – Weekly Drop
• AMD ships 50 million graphic cards to Nintendo – OMG Nintendo
• Microsoft pays out $90 million in Halo lawsuit – Kotaku (I know, I know)
• CoD fans are getting another zombie level with World at War DLC – Destructoid
• Take-Two’s stock jumps – Joystiq

For the record…this is Allison now, not James. Half-way through this list, he started feeling even worse…so he’s off trying not to die. Feel better, fearless leader.

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