You know… I’m worried about Uwe Boll. I’m starting to think he may be losing his grip on what reality is, sinking into a dark, evil world where everybody is out to get him and his movies are univ… ers… ally… panned…

Oh.

Anyways, in what is either a clever marketing campaign for his upcoming disaster “Postal”, or a desperate cry for help from a man who knows only rejection and defeat, Uwe Boll now believes that Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg are out to get him:

The reality is, first of all, I tracked down who’s signing that petition, and these are like a few people, getting under different identities and things in the internet and signing it over and over again. The second thing is that I was able to find that actually Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg under various different identities posting ongoing that I should stop making movies, and I know why: They are afraid of the competition. What jealous internet nerds and wannabe filmmakers are signing that petition?

The last minute of Boll’s video is… really weird. At first Boll pretty much decimates some YouTube video, and then at the very end he compliments the people who have made the video and encouraged us all to go out and make our own movies. I, um… I don’t know what to believe anymore.

Uwe Boll’s “Postal” will be released in theatre’s on May 23rd — directly challenging “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”. Somehow, I think I know who’s going to win this one.

via MovieSet

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