Alright, dudes and dolls — time for a pop quiz: You are a thirty-year-old murder suspect who has been on the run since Christmas, 2007. What do you do?

A.) Fake your death and proceed to hunt down the true killer(s) all The Fugitive-style.
B.) Say you’ll “work tirelessly” to find the true culprits while golfing in sunny California.
C.) Go to your local Wal-Mart and play Guitar Hero.
D.) Turn yourself in, hoping you’ll find the true killer from the inside.

If you answered “C”, you’re a fuckin’ bafoon — kind of like Raymundo Castaneda, who also happens to be a thirty-year-old suspected of murder who has been on the run since Christmas, 2007.

According to the Jacksonvolle Sheriff’s Department, Castaneda was spotted by several officials inside a Jacksonvolle, Florida Wal-Mart playing Guitar Hero. Because when you hack someone to tiny bits with a rusty hatchet, you naturally feel the need to thrash along to “Barracuda”.

via News4Jax

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