Sulu, Frank N. Furter headline Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 cast

By James Walker • August 20, 2008

The single largest collection of B-movie and television actors has assembled in Redwood, California with a singular goal: To out-ham each other in the upcoming Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3. There is a surprising amount of talent in RA3, including the likes of:

Tim Curry (Rocky Horror Picture Show, McHale’s Navy [yeah, I saw McHale's Navy])

George Takei (Star Trek, Heroes)

J.K. Simmons (Spider-Man, Oz)

Jenny McCarthy (famous for being hot)

Jonathan Pryce (Tomorrow Never Dies)

Kelly Hu (X2)

Ivana Milicevic (Casino Royale)

Gemma Atkinson (read: Jenny McCarthy)

Andrew Divoff (LOST)

Autumn Reeser (The OC)

Peter Stormare (Armageddon, representin’ Deutschland)

Randy “The Natural” Couture (beats people up)

Gina “Conviction” Carano (beats people up, too)

It’s nice to see that Hollywood is accepting video games as a viable form of storytelling. Also, it’s nice to see that these actors are (apparently) well aware of C&C’s long, storied history of downright terrible acting.

…wasn’t Jonathan Pryce nominated for a Golden Globe, or something? Why the hell is he in this shit?

via Electronic Arts

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