First of all, I apologize for the Tampon advertisement. Obviously, Yahoo knows how to properly aim their advertisements at the demographic. But I digress.

Now, watch Mark Wahlberg not suck in the new Max Payne trailer.

Please, 20th Century Fox. Please don’t fuck this up. You’ve officially gotten my hopes up, and I’m not sure how I’d take it if I were hurt like this.

JW’s Note: Who knows what song is playing?

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