(JW Note: This article is very NSFW for language. I do not apologize for my opinion, however convoluted by exhaustion it is, and if you take issue with my views, fuck off)

Lori Drew, the suburban mother who created a fake MySpace account to spy on thirteen year-old Megan Meier (seen left, presumably after drowning a garbage bag of kittens), has been found guilty on three counts of unauthorized access to computers, misdemeanor charges.

If you aren’t aware of this story, I’ll do my best to recap as best I can. Lori Drew, her daughter and one of Drew’s assistants created the fake MySpace account of “Josh Evans” with the intent to spy and dig up dirt on Megan Meier. Over time, as “Josh” and Megan talked, the thirteen year-old fell in love with the false persona. After “Josh” told her that the world would be better off without her, she went to her closet and made sure the world would be without her.

Had these vermin (Drew, her daughter and her assistant) not gotten cold feet, they would have continued with the charade until they could have convinced Meier to meet up with “Josh” at the mall, where they would have confronted her about the hoax and ridiculed her. In public.

Because, you know, that’s not going to scar a fuckin’ thirteen year-old.

As if this alone wasn’t enough to seal Drew’s fate of roasting like a stuck pig in the darkest depths of hell, Drew’s assistant testified that this insufferable cunt was bragging about the “prank” to her friends and co-workers.

What the fuck is wrong with this cur? You drive a thirteen year-old to off herself and you’re off talkin’ up how “good” you got her? Miserable twat.

Another laughable aspect of this whole fuckin’ show is that neither the assistant or the daughter have been charged with anything, even though they both took part in this charade. However, when you consider that people caught with a ziplock baggie of marijuana get 25 years while this bitch may get off with only a fine, maybe it all makes sense. But that’s an entirely different can of worms.

With video games, we talk a lot about parents taking responsibility for their child’s actions. But what can we do when it’s the parents who are committing these kinds of atrocious acts? Well, the jury in this case had the chance to do just that and instead they couldn’t even come to a consensus on the lone felony charge… meaning it was probably one, maybe two dirtbags who thought this bitch was innocent. I have no quips, no jokes, no zings or one-liners. I just hope that whoever it was burns in hell with her.

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