Hey! You wanna hear something really stupid? Get this: The Sun has gone to print with a news story so downright silly that, even for a tabloid, you find yourself going “…that is so much bullshit.”

According to The Sun… Eddie Murphy… is The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Have a good laugh, then read the story after the break.

From The Sun:

FUNNYMAN EDDIE MURPHY will play The Riddler in the next Batman movie, The Sun can reveal.

The Beverly Hills Cop star, 47, has been signed up by British director CHRISTOPHER NOLAN to reprise the role played by JIM CARREY in 1995’s Batman Forever.

The surprise move follows speculation linking Pirates of the Caribbean star JOHNNY DEPP to the part.

The film, set for a 2010 release, is being developed under the working title Gotham.

Execs have also signed up rising Transformers star SHIA LABEOUF, 22, to play Robin.

CHRISTIAN BALE will return as Bruce Wayne, while MICHAEL CAINE will again play Bruce’s assistant Alfred.

Meanwhile, Brit RACHEL WEISZ is said to be up for the Catwoman role.

Insiders also revealed to The Sun the flick will end on a cliffhanger over whether Batman survives a blast at Wayne Towers.

Nolan had been tight-lipped about the future of the Batman films after being rocked by the January death of HEATH LEDGER — tipped to receive a posthumous Oscar for his role as The Joker in The Dark Knight.

A film insider said: “Chris wasn’t sure if he wanted to do another movie but as soon as he decided to, he got the wheels in motion.”

“Eddie’s a fantastic addition. Everyone’s excited to see what he does as the Riddler.”

This would be some earth-shattering news except for a few small problems, such as… oh… Christopher Nolan not being signed on for a third movie… Christian Bale not being signed on for a third movie… both Bale and Nolan saying they hate, hate, HATE Robin and that the character would never be in their films… you know, a few minor details.

But on a sidenote: Rachel Weisz as Catwoman? …yes, please.

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