There are very few things in this world that can make me drop whatever it is I am doing and go “…wow.” Fortunately you are all witnesses to one of these times. Dudes and dolls, behold… a 19-year-old British lad has changed his name — legally, mind you — to “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined”.

I’ll give you all a minute to soak that in.

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You good? Good. The ultra-nerd formerly known as George Garratt made the decision to change his name to the smorgasboard of superhero delight “for a bit of a laugh”. Also, it should be assumed that Mr. Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined has no intention of going to college, as filling out the bubbles on those tests would take roughly four months.

But I do have a couple of issues with this: First of all, he spelled his name wrong. “Spider-Man”. Secondly, could you imagine being the poor girl who’d have to try and scream that during sex?

…actually, on second thought, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.

via BBC [Thanks, Jim (excellent name, as well)]

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